Thursday, March 3, 2011

WHERE IS IT?!

WHERE THE HELL IS THE MOST AWESOMEST BLOG OF YESTERYEARS THAT MAKE GIRLS SCREAM IN UNISON WHENEVER THEY READ THE POSTS PUBLISHED ON THIS INCREDULOUSLY ORGASMIC DOMAIN?!!

I have used up all of my capital letters' quota for this entire week.

The blogger has fled the country in the wake of the the recent tyranny and is currently a refugee in Niger.

Not to worry, he said to be healthy and progressing well after suffering multiple gunfire shots and catching a grenade (yeah, yeah, yeah) in order to save an innocent civilian house cat.

The old blog was burnt down in flames but WiwiLeaks has purportedly salvaged the work and has archived the whole collection.

"One of the literary masterpieces of our generation was under threat of being forever lost in history due to the wars of the modern world. Thankfully, we have managed to salvage the entire blog and it is now available for the future generation of mankind," quoted a member of the Piss team.

"We are forever grateful for the creation of THE Blog. The world is forever grateful for how it has shaped our lives and inspired trash-writing that has clogged the cyberspace with digital junk."

The blogger is reportedly safe and is now working as a bank officer in an undisclosed location, working like a dog and living like a G6.

The link to THE Blog can be found at the bottom of the page.






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